detention:

queued~bye.

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

theanti90smovement:

sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

rneerkat:

“when did u smell it?” “it was very re-scent”

dumbl-edore:

if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

rneowies:

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

poopflow:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

darrynek:

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fresh off the grill

Don’t take out your shitty attitude on me when i didn’t do anything.

beerito:

if i could ignore myself i would

internetexorcism:

“sorry you’re not my type” i say to the man willing to donate blood to me as i am sick on my death bed